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Eating Elves

I ate an elfe potato today.

"Suitable for vegetarians", the label said, so I concluded it wasn't made from real elves. (Or was it?)

Then I wondered, what do elves actually taste like? How would I know if it didn't contain real elves? I searched, and Yahoo had the answer: Elf guts taste like cinnamon and glitter.

Next time I'll add cinnamon and glitter to my potatoes to get the authentic elf taste.

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In my experience, salty. But it depends what your favourite cut is.

I have eaten magical elves before. They tasted of chocolate and popping candy.

I must have been on one of the no frills brands.

Magical elves mixed with jellied elves! Eek!

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