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Toaster Person

I completed an SF0 task: Personification.

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It was a rainy day in London, and I was stuck at home, listening to the thunder outside and waiting for my landlady to arrive to look at a broken boiler.

I stared at a toaster and wondered what it would be like if it was perhaps a little more human.

The toaster is green and has toasted many slices of bread in its life. In fact, in this photo it is toasting a slice of bread, which I then ate with marmite smeared on it.

Toaster

With the help of GIMP, I rearranged pieces of the toaster into a toaster creature:
Toaster creature

It didn't look very human though.

I started to draw and then added some toaster hair and toaster eyes and so on:

Toaster person
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I admit: I have captured a prince in my toaster and force him to make me toast.

It is his seething rage that toasts the bread. When he is at last burned out and resigned to his fate, the coils will go cold and he'll never toast again. That's when you'll release him, a broken man. You are a wicked witch!

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